Groupies & Gimps Head North
Edmonton to Host 1st Annual G-Squared Executive SummitNew York, NY, June 29, 2006 – G-Squared Inc. (G2) announces Edmonton, Alberta’s Capital City, to host the highly anticipated 1st Annual Executive Summit. The Summit will be held in correlation with the Women's Rugby World Cup.
President Darlene Miranda was quoted at the press conference saying, “After much deliberation G2 has picked Edmonton to host our prestigious Executive Summit. We couldn’t imagine a better location to cheer on the USA team and we are excited about the Summit and all that Canada has to offer.”
Celebrity speakers rumored to be attending the conference include:
Spike Lee – on how to root for a losing team
Mark Cuban – on how to buy the team of your dreams
Frank the Tank - on overcoming adversity and 2 collar bone breaks
Workshops TBA
Editor’s Note: G-Squared is a non-profit organization headquartered in New York City looking to expand its operations internationally in Sweden and Cuba. G2 is an equal opportunity organization, groupies and gimps all of kinds are welcome to submit an application for membership. G2 reserves the right to deny membership to anyone who does not drink and support Bud Light.
posted by VP @ 11:31 AM
6 Comments:
At 12:44 PM,
Sara Bussman said…
G2'ed FOR LIFE!
At 4:51 PM,
Anonymous said…
Really? I can't join if I don't drink Bud Light?
At 5:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
wow. i really want to attend the summit. is there an application form?
At 10:25 AM,
Anonymous said…
Canada has no idea what it is in for.....get ready, cause here we come!
G2 HOLLA!
At 1:15 PM,
rachel said…
I would like to present on how to cheaply fly around the world as a groupie (England, Colorado and Canada for $400).
At 11:24 PM,
Anonymous said…
As the President's wife I think I can answer Hedwig's question: I think that it's ok for you not to like drinking Bud Light you just can't criticize it or make fun of it or prefer Coors Light... Mrs. President, am I right? Junker
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