Official Finisher

I am now a triathlete. I have a pink (yes pink) medal to prove it. No, pink is not the new gold, I didn't win a thing (well, other than a 6 pack of Bud Light I was bet) they gave these medals to all ‘Finishers.’ So that’s what I am…I am an official finisher now. Who would have thought? All those days of lying on the couch, eating chips, making fun of others working-out would have paid off. Who cares a 76 year old woman kicked my ass. Who cares I almost drown in the Skuykill River, or fell off my bike, or had my seat slide all the way down so my knees were up to my shoulders….I finished. CGI Racing considers that worthy of a medal…
Now if I could just walk without pain I would be all set…